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Monday, August 27, 2007

An email i wrote to my mom earlier today

Just letting you know, i've got a baby for sale and/or swap. Asking price: $3500 (to cover the rest of our doctor's bills) but we will come down in price because our item is broken.
Features:
A winning smile
Seems smart
Weaned
Takes cheap formula

To be repaired:
Constant dripping from eyes/nose/mouth areas
Smells a bit
Very loud at inconvenient and all times
Lately has had a constant "whiny" sound

3 comments:

Sarah said...

I know how ya feel, girl. I'm right there with ya some days. :(

Consecutive Odds said...

Oh, honey! I'm so sorry! You need a night off. I'll e-mail you from work tomorrow morning.

Anonymous said...

Mine are 16 and 14. The whining never really stops.